Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
March 1 2023
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, March 1
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
Thursday, March 2
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Karaoke Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
Friday, March 3
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with Live Music with Tim, West Pool
Saturday, March 4
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY FESTIVAL
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Dance with Live Music from Kristie Deluca, West Pool
Sunday, March 5
11:00 am - Naked Astronomy Presents..., Clubhouse
12:00 pm - Pool Party with More Than Venus, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Karaoke with More Than Venus, West Pool
Monday, March 6
12:00 - Space Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
7:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool*
Tuesday, March 7
12:00 - Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks*
* These events will be moved indoors for inclement weather including extreme temperatures. Dive-in Movie will move into the Clubhouse. Trivia will be moved into the Gameroom.
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, March 8
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
Thursday, March 9
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Open Mic Night with DJ Conner, Lakeside Restaurant
Friday, March 10
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with Live Music with The Conch Man, West Pool
Saturday, March 11
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Conner
4:00 pm -Game Show "Match Game" with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Dance with live music by Hacksaw Hamlin
Sunday, March 12
6:00 pm - Poolside Karaoke with More Than Venus, West Pool
Monday, March 13
12:00 - Time Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
7:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool*
Tuesday, March 14
12:00 - Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks*
* These events will be moved indoors for inclement weather including extreme temperatures. Dive-in Movie will move into the Clubhouse. Trivia will be moved into the Gameroom.
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
International Women's Day
Join us as we celebrate International Women's Day on Saturday, March 4. Women get in FREE all day, so grab your girlfriends and head over to Cypress Cove for a day of fun. Festivities include a women's yoga on the lawn, guest speakers, lawn volleyball, Urban Sketching, a cooking demo, and a show by the Cypress Cove Women's Chorus, with informational booths by Blind Creek Beach, South Florida Free Beaches, and The Naturist Society.
Headlining the event and taking the stage at 7 pm is Recording artist Kristie DeLuca, an alternative/classic rock female singer-songwriter who plays guitar, violin, fiddle, flute, mandolin, and piano. With over 300 original songs in her arsenal and a new album released Voices in My Head Kristie DeLuca is breaking the music scene wide open. Signed on Solar Music independent label, her latest album was produced by Grammy Nominated Producer Michael Franklin!
For a schedule of events, speakers, their topics, workshops, and other events happening
CLICK HERE.
This is a DON'T MISS event.
A perfect event for first-time visitors, so if you know someone who's been wanting to give it a try, bring them out!
Full Moon Gathering
The Full Moon Gathering will be held on the shores of Lake Brown at the campfire circle. Come join us to celebrate our once-a-month celestial event. If you have a musical instrument to enhance our gathering please bring it. We welcome all newcomers to our event and encourage participation by joining us with your favorite musical instrument to enjoy the rhythms that enhance the experience. Our goal is to expand our circle for all those who love nature and yearn to listen to the native rhythms that fill our souls with happiness and joy. We can always use help getting our fire started before the event depending on the weather conditions.
This month's full moon on Tuesday, March 7 is the Full Worm Moon. The gathering will begin at 6:30 pm. The moon rises at 6:48 pm after the sun sets at 6:30 pm.
This name is traditionally thought to refer to the earthworms that appear as the soil warms in spring. Alternatively, during his travels in the 1760s, Captain Jonathan Carver wrote that this Moon name refers to a different sort of “worm”—larvae—which emerge from the bark of trees and other winter hideouts.
Catch & Release Annual Fishing Tournament
Grab your fishing poles and join the annual fishing tournament! Happening Saturday, March 11 from 9 am to Noon at Brown Lake. Registration is $3 and will be taking place from 8 am - 9 am at the lakefront. All ages are welcome. There are some great prizes up for grabs. Participants will also receive a free hot dog, chips, and soda. Spectators welcome! Food will be available for purchase including hot dogs, chips, and sodas.
Poles and bait are available on a first-come, first-serve basis. See you there!
Spring Craft Fair
Come see some unique hand-crafted items at our spring craft fair happening on Saturday, March 11. If you plan on being in town, this is a perfect opportunity to take some handmade specialties back to your friends and family. Crafters only, please no reselling. This is a great place to pick up handcrafted goodies to take home to your friends and family.
This craft fair is full, so if you are on the vendor waitlist, we will see you next time. Thank you for your patience!
Come see what talented artists we have at Cypress Cove!
Notables Spring Concert
Lakeside is opening its doors on Monday, March 13 at 3 pm as The Notables perform their spring concert. Enjoy the beautiful voices with us!
Trailer Trash Block Party
You have heard about it, now, once more you can sample this grand event on Blue Sky Lane on Wednesday, March 15 from 4:30 pm. Rain or shine, you can enjoy your fellow guests & residents of Cypress Cove. Please bring a dish to share for the potluck dinner. Dinner starts at 4:30 pm. Please bring your own beverages and chairs as well. We have Cove talent entertaining us all evening with their favorite tunes.
PLEASE NOTE we will be barricading the street starting about 1 pm to allow for set up. Car parking will not be practical, so please plan accordingly. The neighborhood is looking forward to seeing you back for another great weekend!
Tenth Annual Spring Pickleball Tournament Weekend
The biggest pickleball weekend of the year is coming up at Cypress Cove on March 17-19, with 150+ competitors expected to compete in seven events over three days!
The Tenth Annual Cypress Cove International Nudist Pickleball Open begins with a fun, free event on Friday afternoon, March 17, starting at 1 pm with the ever-popular and super-fun Pickleball Skill Carnival. It’s free and fun and open to everyone, and you do not need a partner to participate.
On Saturday, it’s Men’s & Ladies' Doubles tournaments all day, and Sunday is the big Mixed Doubles competition.
Last year’s spring tournament was the biggest ever, and this year’s tournament will be held on the all-new, beautifully-upgraded courts and courtside amenity area installed last October. It’s by far the best weekend of pickleball in the nudist world, and it’s all happening at beautiful Cypress Cove!
For the complete schedule of events, information on registration and fees, and all other details, click here or email info@covepickleballclub.com
2023 RC Yacht Club Regatta
Join us on the shore of Lake Brown Brown Lake on Saturday, March 18th. Racing starts at 11 am and will continue throughout the day with a short lunch break at 1 pm.
A note from the Club Commodore:
"There will be a fleet of super-fast race boats, skippered by a bunch of over-the-hill skippers who really think they know what they are doing. Spectators are invited and welcome to join in the fun. There will also be some serious racing! See you there!"
Camera Club Show
The Cypress Cove Camera Club Spring Photo Show is now on display in the Gameroom. The ballots for the People's Choice Awards are there for you to vote for the next couple of weeks. Please cast your vote for your favorite photo in each of the four categories.
Nude Bowling
Our friends at Crossed Oaks Haven have put together another nude bowling gathering at Orange Bowl Lanes in Kissimmee on April 2, from 10 am to 1 pm. The cost for this event is $20 for those over 35 years of age, $10 for 18-35 years, and free for those under 18. Please bring cash for the entry fee and sign in at the table with Crossed Oaks Haven staff. The fee includes the shoe rental and all the games you can bowl.
Those with the highest cumulative score will take possession of the roving Nude Bowling Champion trophy. Available snacks include Popcorn, soft drinks, and chocolate chip cookies. See you at the lanes! For more information reach out to crossedoakshaven@aol.com.
News Outside the Cove
See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
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'I hate wearing clothes!' Amanda Holden, 51, admits she is 'basically a NUDIST'
Almost everyone is 'basically a NUDIST'
"She's never been afraid to sunbathe naked and share teasers of her antics to social media. And on Friday, Amanda Holden, 51, took to Instagram where she shared a clip of herself and Alan Carr, 46, in which she admits she's 'basically a nudist' and saw lots of naked men when in Corfu. The BGT judge posted a short video of a cheeky chat between the pair, taken from an upcoming episode of her BBC TV show Amanda & Alan's Italian Job. " Read the full story HERE.
Divorcee ‘liberated’ after turning ex’s holiday home into a nudist resort
Well, that’s one way to have a true retreat!
"A happily single divorcee who turned her and her ex-husband’s holiday home in the Canary Islands into a naturist resort, where she greets her guests entirely naked, has said the experience is “liberating” but not sexual “on any level”. Karie Jane, 56, from Derbyshire, visited a nudist beach more than 20 years ago and has not looked back since, after feeling liberated and free." Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
Oak Park is a wonderful spot for a nature walk or to take some photos in a Cove-approved location.
Our maintenance supervisor had to give some much-needed instructions on how & where to plug in the EV charging cable.
One of the many great reasons to visit Cypress Cove is to have a wonderful massage at Silver Lining Massage.
The Cypress Cove Camera Club has a beautiful display of their members' photography in the Gameroom.
One of our members took this great picture of Cypress Cove from the air.
On Sunday afternoon, More than Venus entertained the large crowd at the pool created by the returning Nude Cruise folks and the wonderful weather.
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One of our awesome members on a trip to Louisiana.
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