Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
Newsletter - March 23, 2022
Highlights for This Weekend
Thursday, March 24
Karaoke with DJ Xavier, 6 pm at the West Pool
Friday, March 25
Live music Poolside with Hacksaw Hamlin Band, 7 pm
Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Dive-In Movie 8:30 pm, East Pool
Saturday, March 26
Pool Party with DJ Xavier, Noon at the West Pool
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek, 7 pm at the West Pool
Sunday, March 27
Live Music Poolside with Tom, Noon, West Pool
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 8:00 pm
Friday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Saturday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 10:00 pm
Friday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Saturday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Sunday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Events:
Special Tuesday Entertainment, March 29
Live music with Andrew, 6 pm - 9 pm West Pool
Thursday, March 31
Karaoke with DJ Xavier, 6 pm at the West Pool
Friday, April 1
Live music Poolside with The Chonch Man, 7 pm
Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Dive-In Movie 8:30 pm, East Pool
Saturday, April 2
Pool Party with DJ Xavier, Noon at the West Pool
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Evening Pool Party with DJ Tom, 7 pm at the West Pool
Sunday, April 3
Live Music Poolside with Tim, Noon, West Pool
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
Special Tuesday Entertainment
Join us on Tuesday, March 29 from 6 pm - 9 pm at the west pool for a special Tuesday evening performance. Come see Maryland native, Andrew, perform LIVE and in-person for the first time at Cypress Cove! Playing acoustic hit covers from the 60s through today in a unique, fresh, folk, style, Andrew is sure to please the most diverse of crowds. His collection of hits include Zeppelin, Tom Petty, Brooks and Dunn, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Tyler Childers, Bob Segar, and even Dolly Parton. It will be Taco Tuesday at Cheeks, so make plans to grab a couple tacos or a quesadilla, a margarita, and enjoy the sounds of a fellow nudist playing his first show at the Cove.
Spring Cleaning, Anyone?
Out with the old in with the new! Residents it's time to clean out the house and let old treasures be new for someone else. If you're in the area or are planning on visiting us on Sunday, March 27, make sure you have an extra suitcase. When Cypress Cove holds a garage sale, it's HUGE! Come for the day and shop around. You never know what treasure you will find at our annual Spring Cleaning Garage Sale. The sale begins at 8 am. For those selling, please make sure you register with the sign-up sheet on the Activities door. We want to make sure to include you on the map. Now get busy cleaning!!
The Residential Spring Contest is BACK
We are heading into the spring season again. What better way to celebrate than with our residential spring clean-up contest? Beginning April 1 thru June 30, 2022, residents of Cypress Cove Resort can submit photos to be considered for one of two categories. Those categories are Most Beautiful Lot and Most Improved Lot. You will also have the opportunity to vote for the category of Most Beautiful Lot to determine the winners. The winners of both categories will be announced and highlighted in the newsletter at the end of each of those three months (April, May, and June).
As an incentive, we will be awarding prizes to the winners of each of those categories. Each of the winners will receive one Lowes gift card worth $250, yes, a $250 Lowe's gift card! And a beautiful yard sign that you can proudly display on your lot during the month that you won.
Please send all photo submissions and votes to nominations@cypresscoveresort.com.
Be sure to clearly include the lot number you are submitting or voting for. There will also be a small box located in the front office where you can write in your vote if you do not have email access. Please only vote once per lot. For helpful spring cleaning and Florida friendly landscape tips, please click on the links below:
We appreciate everyone's efforts in properly maintaining their lots and hope that this will further motivate everyone to continue taking pride in their homes and lots for the rest of the year.
If you're visiting us from afar, please take a moment to stroll the streets and see the beautiful landscapes that our residents have worked so hard for.
Spring Crazy Socks Nude Bowling
Our friends at Crossed Oaks Haven have put together another nude bowling gathering at Orange Bowl Lanes in Kissimmee on March 27, 2022, from 10 am to 1 pm. Don't forget your crazy socks, you might just win a prize! The cost for this event is $20 for those over 35 years of age, $10 for 18-35 years, and free for those under 18. Please bring cash for the entry fee and sign in at the table with Crossed Oaks Haven staff. The fee includes the shoe rental and all the games you can bowl.
Those with the highest cumulative score will take possession of the roving Nude Bowling Champion trophy. There is a 50/50 drawing happening at approximately 12:30 pm. Available snacks include Popcorn, soft drinks, and chocolate chip cookies. See you at the lanes! For more information reach out to crossedoakshaven@aol.com.
News Outside the Cove
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PENISES AND POP CULTURE: WHAT HAS CAUSED THIS SUDDEN TELEVISION TREND?
Very interesting article about male nudity vs female and the view people have of it. "PENISES AND POP CULTURE: WHAT HAS CAUSED THIS SUDDEN TELEVISION TREND?" This article really had people talking on Facebook!
"It’s no secret that streaming services like HBO — or Crave, for Canadian viewers — haven’t held back from including nakedness in their television shows with the odd penis peppered in here and there for good measure. The latest example I can think of before 2021 would have been Game of Thrones, which during its prolific eight-season run included a smorgasbord of gratuitous nudity. But with the constant violence, incestuous relationships, and a disappointing finale, it’s easy to forget about the handful of bottomless male moments audiences were privy to." Read the full story HERE.
Pregnant Jessica Shears strips off as she poses NUDE in steamy Instagram snap to show off her growing bump
Nudity is embraced by all body types!
"Jessica Shears shared a nude snap to Instagram on Monday as she showed off her blossoming baby bump, revealing how quickly her pregnancy was going. The former Love Islander, 27, stripped down to nothing as she took a picture of her blossoming bump and shared the post with her 1.1m followers. The snap features Jessica lying in bed, with the white bedcovers pulled below her pregnant tummy." Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
The Cypress Cove Recital with instrumentalist & The Notables singers.
Such a fun way to enjoy some great music and a wonderful Florida sunny afternoon.
Oh, Randy... there are no words!
The Trailer Trash Block Party with a Pot-Luck dinner and music by Finally Tuned and the R.B.T. Band.
Rain tried to ruin the fun, but the Trailer Trash Party continued late into the night.
The St. Patrick's Day Parade with 22 decorated golf carts and a few bicycles was great fun.
The Cypress Cove Marketing Department threw out lucky coins, some were redeemable for gifts.
No one has more fun than our wonderful Cove Members.
The Sounds of Cypress spring show "Made in the USA" was enjoyed by the large, appreciative audience.
The Post St. Patty's Day - Hair of the Dog 5K Run & 2.5K Walk. Shot-stops along the way & a Bloody Mary's Party before and after the run make it a GREAT event.
Lots of runners and walkers made the run/party so much fun.
A fun Friday night pool party with music by the R.B.T. Band packed the west pool with dancers and partiers. The band is made up of nudists from Michigan who spend their winters at Cypress Cove.
"Where Have You
Taken the Cove?"
SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, to the grocery store, wear it while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on one of our social media channels.
Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.
Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com
Richard in St. Croix. One of the ports of call on the Nude Cruise
Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
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