Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
Newsletter - June 15, 2022
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, June 15
Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, 12 pm, West Pool
Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, 5 pm Pool Complex
Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, 6 pm
Thursday, June 16
All-Request Pool Party with DJ Conner at 12 pm, West Pool
Streak at Cheeks with DJ Conner at 6 pm
Friday, June 17
Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, 12 pm, West Pool
Brain Games with Dave, 5 pm East Pool
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Live music Poolside with Hacksaw Hamlin, 7 pm West Pool
Saturday, June 18
Pool Party with DJ Xavier, 12 pm, West Pool
Gameshow: So you want to be a couple with Dave, 2 pm Pool Complex
Gameshow: Win, Lose, or Draw with Dave, 4 pm
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek, 7 pm at the West Pool
Sunday, June 19
Live Music Poolside with Tom, 12 pm, West Pool
Karaoke with Tom, 6 pm at the West Pool
Monday, June 20
80's Pool Party with DJ Conner, 3 pm, West Pool
Dive-In Movie, 8:30 pm East Pool
Tuesday, June 21
Piano Bar at Cheeks, 6 pm
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, June 22
Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, 12 pm West Pool
Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, 5 pm Pool Complex
Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, 6 pm Pool Complex
Thursday, June 23
All-Request Pool Party with DJ Conner at 12 pm, West Pool
Streak at Cheeks with DJ Conner at 6 pm
Friday, June 24
Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, 12 pm, West Pool
Brain Games with Dave, 5 pm East Pool
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Live music Poolside with Uptown Funk Band, 7 pm West Pool
Saturday, June 25
Pool Party with DJ Xavier, 12 pm, West Pool
Gameshow: So you want to be a couple with Dave, 2 pm Pool Complex
Gameshow: Win, Lose, or Draw with Dave, 4 pm
Poolside Trivia with Dave, 6 pm at East Pool
Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier, 7 pm at the West Pool
Sunday, June 26
Live Music Poolside with Tim, 12 pm, West Pool
Karaoke with Tom, 6 pm at the West Pool
Monday, June 27
Island Pool Party with DJ Conner, 3 pm, West Pool
Dive-In Movie, 8:30 pm East Pool
Tuesday, June 28
Piano Bar at Cheeks, 6 pm
For other events at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
Open House
BRING YOUR FIRST-TIME FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!
As part of Nude Recreation Week —yes, there is a national week for that—Cypress Cove is opening its doors to first-time visitors for an Open House event on Saturday, July 9 from Noon until 4:00 p.m. What happens at a nudist resort open house? Simply put, Cypress Cove invites first-time visitors so they can see how much fun au natural recreation can be. With complimentary resort tours, food and music by the pool, and access to all resort amenities, you can bring your curious family and friends to FINALLY introduce them to Cypress Cove.
If you are a frequent visitor, resident, or member of Cypress Cove, we are currently seeking volunteer tour guides. If you are interested, leave your information with the front desk or email Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com.
Updates Ahead!
We are moving right along with our plans to update our buildings. The demo work for the West pool buildings, including Cheeks, has begun. The demo should only take a few days. Thereafter they will be resided and then painted to match the colorful palate begun near the East Pool. During that time, Silver Lining Massage will temporarily relocate to Scuttlebutts. Thanks for your patience during these great property improvements!
Blood Drive
Join us this Sunday as we welcome OneBlood to collect blood donations. With your donation, you can receive a $20 eGift Card, a OneBlood T-shirt, and a wellness checkup including blood pressure, pulse, temperature, iron count, and cholesterol screening. Appointments are encouraged, please visit HERE and use Sponsor Code 9374. For more information please visit here.
Flamingo Adoptions Closing
If you want to adopt some baby flamingos, now is the time to do it! Baby flamingo adoptions will close on Sunday, June 19. Please reach out to Laurel if you want to take home one of these little baby flamingo orphans. Adopting from afar? Make the donation, get all the raffle tickets and we will find a home for the flamingo. 100% of the adoption fee is donated to The American Cancer Society’s Making Strides Against Breast Cancer. Donate online now HERE.
For Questions or To Adopt Contact: Laurel at 407-922-7004 or
labeattey@me.com or stridewithlaurel@gmail.com.
Clothing Independence Day Pickleball Tournament!
Celebrate your freedom from textiles and independence from tan lines with a quick & fun morning of pickleball competition at the Cypress Cove Pickleball Club’s Clothing Independence Day Pickleball Tournament! It’s happening on Monday, July 4, 2022, at the courts.
Check-in will begin at 8 am and play will start at 8:30 am SHARP, as we try to beat the heat in the middle of summer. Our “quickie” tournament format should let us finish the competition well before Noon. You DO NOT NEED A PARTNER, and the event is free and open to everyone of all skill levels.
For more information, email info@covepickleballclub.com or join the Club email list at CovePickleballClub.com.
PARROTHEAD WEEKEND
Ahhhhh, Parrothead Weekend ... THE PARTY event of the year at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! So much fun that we had to extend the weekend to begin on Thursday in order to fit it all in! What's a Parrothead? Parrotheads love Jimmy Buffett music. Parrotheads love that laid-back island culture... and Parrotheads love to PARTY! Are you READY? Rooms for this event fill VERY quickly, so make plans to attend now!
Labor Day 5K
Registration is already open for Cypress Cove’s Labor Day 5K! Come out and streak with us at the 9th annual clothing-optional run at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on Saturday, September 3, 2022. Wear as little (or as much) as you like as you run/ walk around the beautiful 300-acre property. Day fees are included with your race registration and all preregistered runners are guaranteed commemorative race swag with their race packet so sign up early to be guaranteed one. The race starts at 8:30 am with check-in/ late registration from 7:15-8:15 am. Join us for the race after-party around the pool for music, awards, great food, and drink specials. To register for this year's race visit here. Prices increase after July 1, 2022.
Floaty Pens!
Get an exclusive Cypress Cove Floaty Pen before they’re gone! These retro-styled pens have been making a comeback, and our version is the BEST! Commissioned exclusively for Cypress Cove, these animated pens feature art by the famous cartoonist Ron Warne. There is a female and a male design of the pen, but why not buy a pair? They’re perfect for a souvenir, keepsake, or special gift. If you live at Cypress Cove or are planning a visit soon pick one up in the main office. Give us a call to have one shipped to your house. 407-933-5870. Get one for $7.99 or two for $15.
Daily Entertainment at Cypress Cove
Cypress Cove will now have entertainment 7 days a week! For a calendar of this month's activities, click here.
News Outside the Cove
See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
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(Click one of these links to see the latest news!)
At 58, Lisa Rinna Sizzles in Nude Photo in Response to Paulina Porizkova’s #OldandUgly Movement
“There is no such thing as ugly and old. Only shortsighted and ignorant.”
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and beauty icon Lisa Rinna made Monday a lot less mundane with her latest Instagram. Inspired by Paulina Porizkova’s recent response to a hater who said she was too “old and ugly” to pose in a bikini, Rinna took it to the next level by unabashedly posing nude—and posting it to Instagram. In the photo, Rinna, 58, holds a mirror while curling her eyelashes wearing nothing but sheer black knee-high stockings and heels. Her hair is swept into vintage-style pin curls, and her abs? Well, they speak for themselves. '@paulinaporizkov posed in a tiny bikini, and they called her old and ugly,' she captioned the post. 'I am 1 year older than Paulina. Here’s my ‘old and ugly’" Read the full story HERE.
This new theater show features an entirely naked cast
“The nude form is used to effectively strip away societal roles, statuses and stigmas.” Sounds like nudism to us. Kudos!
"Although the cast of Freedom Dance—a new show by Andy Golub scheduled to play at the Gene Frankel Theatre at 24 Bond Street on June 2 through June 5—is going to be completely naked, the point isn't to shock New Yorkers. There is, in fact, meaning to the nakedness. 'The nude form is used to effectively strip away societal roles, statuses, and stigmas,' reads an official description of the 90-minute production. 'Naked theater reminds us of the essential humanity that we all share.' And, given the whirlwind two years we've just had, a reminder that we are basically all the same sounds like a pretty good message." Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
A fun new group Ex & Shief at the West Pool on Friday night.
Watching the sun come up early Sunday morning. Life is Good!
The keyboard magic & vocals of Tom at the West Pool on Sunday afternoon.
The end of another wonderful weekend at Cypress Cove.
Having some fun at the volleyball court on a sunny Cypress Cove afternoon.
It is wonderful when friends arrive for a month's vacation and a little sad when they leave to go back home. Hurry back!
"Where Have You
Taken the Cove?"
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We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, to the grocery store, wear it while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on one of our social media channels.
Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
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One of our awesome members, Ralph at the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. This is the world's tallest building.
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Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
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