Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
March 6, 2024
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Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, March 6
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Paul
Thursday, March 7
12:00 pm - Rock n' Roll Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm - Open Mic Night Hosted by The RBT Band at Lakeside Restaurant
Friday, March 8
Rock n' Roll Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - Dinner & Dancing with Music by Charlie, Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Saturday, March 9
9:00 am - 2:00 pm - Craft Fair, Clubhouse
11:00 am - 12:00 pm - Car Show Registration
12:00 pm - 4:00 pm - Car Show on the Sunning Yard
12:00 pm - 4:00 pm - Beach Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Live Music with Speed Limit 70, Lakeside Restaurant
8:00 pm - Late Night Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Sunday, March 10
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Charlie, West Pool*
7:30 pm - Dive-In Movie, East Pool
(*Weather Permitting)
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Tuesday, March 12
12:00 pm - Pool Party with DJ Damon
Wednesday, March 13
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Tim
Thursday, March 14
12:00 pm - Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm - Karaoke with Damon at Scuttlebutts
Friday, March 15
St. Patricks Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - Dinner & Dancing with The RBT Band, Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with DJ Adrennaa, West Pool*
Saturday, March 16
12:00 pm - Pool Party with Live Music by Paul, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Regis, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Live Music with Doc Fu & The Soul Surgeons, Lakeside Restaurant
8:00 pm - Late Night Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Sunday, March 17
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with More Than Venus, West Pool*
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Cove News
Rock N' Roll Car Show - March 9
Get ready to rev your engines and bare it all at the Nude Car Show, making its long-awaited return to Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on March 9th! Registration is at 11 am with the show actually starting at Noon. After a long-awaited return, enthusiasts of both automotive marvels and the au naturel lifestyle will unite for a day of excitement and exhibitionism (the cars, of course!). Whether you've got a sweet car, a sleek motorcycle, or even a souped-up golf cart, all wheeled wonders are welcome to join the fun. Simply call the front office at 407-933-5870 with your name, the make/model of your submissions, and your phone number (or swing by Regis' door) to register and secure your spot in this one-of-a-kind event. Don't miss your chance to strut your stuff and showcase your ride in its truest form, surrounded by fellow nudists and automotive aficionados alike.
DJ Damon will be hosting a stellar beach party from Noon to 4 pm, so make sure you hit the beach and the Sunning Yard for some serious fun.
In addition to the exhilarating Nude Car Show, get ready to Rock-n-Roll all weekend long! Dive into the ultimate test of musical knowledge with Super Mega Trivia 3000, kicking off at 6 pm at Scuttlebutts Lounge. As the evening progresses, groove to the electrifying tunes of live band Speed Limit 70, hitting the stage at Lakeside Restaurant at 7 pm. Remember to secure your reservations in advance for an unforgettable night of dining and entertainment. And when the clock strikes 8 pm, don't miss out on Dancing Under the Stars at the West Pool. Sip on your favorite drink and sway to the rhythm of DJ Damon's hottest beats, creating magical moments under the night sky. It's a weekend packed with excitement, camaraderie, and endless fun – only at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort!
Spring Craft Fair
Cypress Cove is excited to announce the upcoming Spring Craft Fair on March 9, 2024, from 9 am to 2 pm. With the vendor list already brimming with talent, visitors are invited to immerse themselves in a unique experience as they explore an array of specialty items. Held within the serene confines of Cypress Cove, known for its nudist-friendly atmosphere, this craft fair promises a delightful blend of creativity and naturism. Don't miss this opportunity to indulge in handcrafted treasures while enjoying the liberating ambiance of the Cove.
Tabby Returns to Scuttlebutts
Come out and join us this Thursday, March 7 for Open Mic Night at Lakeside as we welcome back Tabby, one of your favorite bartenders, for her very first shift since Lakeside closed due to the pandemic. Don't miss the chance to say hello, enjoy great drinks, and support Tabby as she returns to the bar!
Spring Forward
As the vibrant sunshine and warm breezes of spring approaches, we wanted to remind you of the upcoming time change. Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 10th, at 2:00 AM. So, make sure to set your clocks forward one hour before you head to bed on Saturday night!
Living in the sunshine state of Florida, we cherish every moment of sunlight. With longer days ahead, there's even more time to bask in the beauty of nature, enjoy our pristine grounds, and connect with friends old and new at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort.
So, mark your calendars, set those clocks forward, and get ready for more sunshine-filled adventures at Cypress Cove! See you under the Florida sun!
Trailer Trash Block Party
Get ready to kick off your flip flops and join the fun at the 6th annual Trailer Trash Block Party hosted by the residents of Blue Sky Lane, happening on March 13th at 4:30 pm! It's time to embrace your inner redneck and let loose in the most liberating way possible. Live music by the RBT Band & The 4 Amigos.
Bring your appetite and your favorite dish to share because this ain't your grandma's potluck – it's a feast fit for a king of the trailer park! Don't forget to pack your cooler full of beverages and grab a chair because we're turning up the tunes and letting it all hang out.
No need to worry about the finer details – we've got you covered with plates, dinnerware, napkins, and enough ice to keep your drinks cold and your spirits high.
So dust off your mullet, slip into your best denim cutoffs, and get ready for a hootin' and hollerin' good time at the Trailer Trash Block Party. It's gonna be a nakedly hilarious bash you won't want to miss!
Limited parking, please don't bring a car if you don't have to. See you on Blue Sky Lane!
The Notables Spring Concert
Get ready for a musical treat! The Notables, Cypress Cove's audition singing group under the talented direction of Pam H., are set to enchant audiences at Lakeside Restaurant on March 14 at 2 pm. Join us for an afternoon of harmonies and melodies as the Notables showcase their vocal prowess in a concert you won't want to miss. Mark your calendars and come enjoy an unforgettable performance by some of Cypress Cove's most talented vocalists!
Don't Miss Out on the Spring Pickleball Excitement at Cypress Cove!
Make plans now to be at beautiful Cypress Cove for four days of great pickleball fun in the sun at the 11th Annual Cove Pickleball Club Spring Doubles Tournament!
There are nine events scheduled in three skill levels across the competition, plus a huge tournament prize raffle, post-play Happy Hours, and a fun, non-competitive kickoff event on Thursday afternoon. Play will take place on Cypress Cove's TEN beautiful pickleball courts, and we’re expecting over 150 competitors for the biggest-ever nudist pickleball event of 2024!
And this year’s tournament raffle is the biggest ever, with over $2,000 in prizes up for grabs. You can win a 6-night, 7-day Cypress Cove Villa stay in the special Grand Prize drawing, valued at over $1,200 — and over a dozen other great prizes in the general prize raffle.
Registration information, the events schedule, how to buy raffle tickets online before the tournament, and more are online at the tournament website, or email info@covepickleballclub.com. See you on the courts!
Nude Bowling
Crossed Oaks Haven is delighted to announce another edition of the 'Crazy Socks Bowling' event on Sunday, March 24. Join us at Orange Bowl Lanes from 10 am to 1 pm. Admission remains unchanged at $20 for adults over 35 and $10 for those under 35. New attendees will receive exclusive gifts, and we continue to award a trophy to the highest-scoring bowler.
Annual Fishing Tournament
Join us for a reel adventure at the Annual Fishing Tournament, hosted by the Fishing Club, amidst the serene beauty of Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! On Saturday, March 23rd, anglers of all ages are invited to cast their lines and compete for fantastic prizes in this exhilarating event.
Registration kicks off promptly from 8 am to 9 am at the picturesque lakefront, with a nominal fee of $3 to secure your spot in the competition. The tournament itself will commence at 9 am, promising three hours of thrilling angling action until noon.
Expect an array of enticing prizes and the chance to win big with our 50-50 drawing. Plus, registered participants can savor a complimentary meal featuring a mouthwatering hot dog, chips, and a refreshing soda. For non-participants craving a taste of the festivities, a delicious meal can be purchased for just $3.
Embracing inclusivity, this event welcomes all members of the family to join in the fun. And remember, in harmony with nature, our tournament operates on a catch-and-release basis, ensuring the conservation of our aquatic friends.
For those visiting us without gear, worry not! Poles and bait will be readily available, ensuring everyone can partake in the excitement of fishing in our tranquil surroundings.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to create unforgettable memories and reel in the fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort's Annual Fishing Tournament!
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Have You Seen Us Lately?
The International Women's Day Festival was held on the Sunning Yard with lectures, music, and information booths.
Spa Oasis Massage provided a free chair massage for those attending.
The Cove's Women's Choir entertained us with well-known songs that were written & made famous by female artists.
Author Jelaine Lombardi had a book signing and a Q&A about growing up a nudist.
There were lots of opportunities to spend time with the various nudist organizations and pick up interesting and valuable information.
There was live music at Lakeside Restaurant on Saturday night with Coco Loca band.
The first Sunday of the month Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant is very popular and delicious.
This is what spring looks like at Cypress Cove.
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