Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
February 28, 2024
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Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, February 28
10:00 am - Yoga on the Lawn with Mary, Sunning Yard behind main office
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Aaron
Thursday, February 29
12:00 pm - Island Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm - Karaoke with DJ Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
Friday, March 1
Parrothead Lite Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - Dinner & Dancing with Music by More than Venus, Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Adrennaa, West Pool*
Saturday, March 2
International Women's Day Festival (Click for Event Schedule)
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm - Jello Shot Contest, Bring your shots to the DJ Booth
3:30 pm - Jello Shot Winner Announced
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Live Music with Coco Loco, Lakeside Restaurant
8:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Sunday, March 3
Welcome Back Cruisers!!
8:00 am - 2:00 pm - Sunday Brunch at Lakeside
11:00 am - Naked Astronomy Presents..., Clubhouse
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Tim, West Pool*
(*Weather Permitting)
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, March 6
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Paul
Thursday, March 7
12:00 pm - Rock n' Roll Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm - Open Mic Night at Lakeside Restaurant
Friday, March 8
Rock n' Roll Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
5:00 pm - Dinner & Dancing with Music by Charlie, Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Saturday, March 9
11:00 am - 12:00 pm - Car Show Registration
12:00 pm - 4:00 pm - Car Show on the Sunning Yard
12:00 pm - 4:00 pm - Beach Party with DJ Damon
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Damon, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Live Music with Speed Limit 70, Lakeside Restaurant
8:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with DJ Damon, West Pool*
Sunday, March 10
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Charlie, West Pool*
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Cove News
Cypress Cove Celebrates International Women's Day in Style!
Join us at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on March 2, 2024, as we proudly host an International Women's Day Festival on the Sunning Yard. This empowering day promises a diverse range of activities designed to celebrate and uplift women in our community.
Event Highlights:
- Cooking Demonstration: Explore culinary delights with a live cooking demonstration, blending flavor and creativity.
- Chair Massage: Let the stress of the week melt away sponsored by the AMAZING owners & massage therapists from Spa Oasis at the Cove.
- Lawn Yoga with Mary: Find balance and serenity as you partake in rejuvenating yoga sessions on our lush lawns.
- Urban Sketching: Unleash your artistic side with urban sketching, capturing the essence of our vibrant surroundings.
- Water Slides: Dive into fun with exciting water slides, adding a splash of joy to the festivities.
- Round Table Discussions: Engage in insightful conversations and connect with like-minded individuals.
- Presentations: Gain inspiration and knowledge from dynamic speakers on various topics.
This International Women's Day Festival is a celebration of strength, diversity, and camaraderie. Join us for a day of enriching experiences and empowering connections at Cypress Cove!
Special Showing of Rare Nudist Movies 7:30 pm Friday, March 1!
The American Nudist Research Library will be showing three rare movies in the clubhouse this Friday evening at 7:30. All were filmed in the '70s, and not seen again for about 50 years.
The first two are short home movies taken at Cypress Cove. (One shows them putting up the first street signs, including some long-forgotten names.) Then at 8:00 comes the feature film, Barely Proper (1975).
Tom Cushing wrote Barely Proper: An Unplayable Play in 1931. Nudists have performed it for other nudists many times over the years. Two clubs—Circle H Ranch in New Jersey and Seminole Health Club in Florida—invited the general public to watch, putting on performances for about ten years each.
The only home movie of the Circle H play was destroyed. But Seminole's movie version was filmed professionally.
In the play, a stuffy young Englishman goes to visit his German girlfriend, not knowing her family are nudists. The results are hilarious. But the play only lasts an hour. So the filmmakers put it in a framing story about a teacher threatened with the loss of his job because he is a nudist.
The youngest person in the movie will be here to answer questions. She is Jelaine Lombardi, author of the book, Running Around Naked, a wonderful reminiscence which she will be selling and signing on Saturday as part of the International Women's Day celebration.
Sunday Brunch at Lakeside
Don't miss out on our highly anticipated monthly brunch at Lakeside Restaurant here at Cypress Cove on Sunday, March 3 from 8 am to 2 pm! Nestled by the picturesque Brown Lake, this special event offers not only a delicious dining experience but also the chance to revel in stunning, tranquil views. Savor exquisite cuisine, connect with friends, and take in the breathtaking vistas of Brown Lake that make Lakeside Restaurant a truly unique setting. Our amazing Food & Beverage team, led by Director José Matos, works tirelessly to ensure your dining experience is exceptional, with a menu that never fails to delight. Make sure to get there early. The cruise buses will be rolling in with hungry passengers beginning around 10 am.
Nudist Car Show - March 9
Get ready to rev your engines and bare it all at the Nude Car Show, making its long-awaited return to Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on March 9th! Registration is at 11 am with the show actually starting at Noon. After a long-awaited return, enthusiasts of both automotive marvels and the au naturel lifestyle will unite for a day of excitement and exhibitionism (the cars, of course!). Whether you've got a sweet car, a sleek motorcycle, or even a souped-up golf cart, all wheeled wonders are welcome to join the fun. Simply call the front office at 407-933-5870 with your name, the make/model of your submissions, and your phone number (or swing by Regis' door) to register and secure your spot in this one-of-a-kind event. Don't miss your chance to strut your stuff and showcase your ride in its truest form, surrounded by fellow nudists and automotive aficionados alike.
DJ Damon will be hosting a stellar beach party from Noon to 4 pm, so make sure you hit the beach and the Sunning Yard for some serious fun.
In addition to the exhilarating Nude Car Show, get ready to Rock-n-Roll all weekend long! Dive into the ultimate test of musical knowledge with Super Mega Trivia 3000, kicking off at 6 pm at Scuttlebutts Lounge. As the evening progresses, groove to the electrifying tunes of live band Speed Limit 70, hitting the stage at Lakeside Restaurant at 7 pm. Remember to secure your reservations in advance for an unforgettable night of dining and entertainment. And when the clock strikes 8 pm, don't miss out on Dancing Under the Stars at the West Pool. Sip on your favorite drink and sway to the rhythm of DJ Damon's hottest beats, creating magical moments under the night sky. It's a weekend packed with excitement, camaraderie, and endless fun – only at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort!
Spring Craft Fair
Cypress Cove is excited to announce the upcoming Spring Craft Fair on March 9, 2024, from 9 am to 2 pm. With the vendor list already brimming with talent, visitors are invited to immerse themselves in a unique experience as they explore an array of specialty items. Held within the serene confines of Cypress Cove, known for its nudist-friendly atmosphere, this craft fair promises a delightful blend of creativity and naturism. Don't miss this opportunity to indulge in handcrafted treasures while enjoying the liberating ambiance of the Cove.
Trailer Trash Block Party
Get ready to kick off your flip flops and join the fun at the 5th annual Trailer Trash Block Party, happening at the one and only Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on March 13th at 4:30 pm! It's time to embrace your inner redneck and let loose in the most liberating way possible.
Bring your appetite and your favorite dish to share because this ain't your grandma's potluck – it's a feast fit for a king of the trailer park! Don't forget to pack your cooler full of beverages and grab a chair because we're turning up the tunes and letting it all hang out.
No need to worry about the finer details – we've got you covered with plates, dinnerware, napkins, and enough ice to keep your drinks cold and your spirits high.
So dust off your mullet, slip into your best denim cutoffs, and get ready for a hootin' and hollerin' good time at the Trailer Trash Block Party. It's gonna be a nakedly hilarious bash you won't want to miss!
The Notables Spring Concert
Get ready for a musical treat! The Notables, Cypress Cove's audition singing group under the talented direction of Pam H., are set to enchant audiences at Lakeside Restaurant on March 14 at 2 pm. Join us for an afternoon of harmonies and melodies as the Notables showcase their vocal prowess in a concert you won't want to miss. Mark your calendars and come enjoy an unforgettable performance by some of Cypress Cove's most talented vocalists!
Don't Miss Out on the Spring Pickleball Excitement at Cypress Cove!
Make plans now to be at beautiful Cypress Cove for four days of great pickleball fun in the sun at the 11th Annual Cove Pickleball Club Spring Doubles Tournament!
There are nine events scheduled in three skill levels across the competition, plus a huge tournament prize raffle, post-play Happy Hours, and a fun, non-competitive kickoff event on Thursday afternoon. Play will take place on Cypress Cove's TEN beautiful pickleball courts, and we’re expecting over 150 competitors for the biggest-ever nudist pickleball event of 2024!
And this year’s tournament raffle is the biggest ever, with over $2,000 in prizes up for grabs. You can win a 6-night, 7-day Cypress Cove Villa stay in the special Grand Prize drawing, valued at over $1,200 — and over a dozen other great prizes in the general prize raffle.
Registration information, the events schedule, how to buy raffle tickets online before the tournament, and more are online at the tournament website, or email info@covepickleballclub.com. See you on the courts!
Annual Fishing Tournament
Join us for a reel adventure at the Annual Fishing Tournament, hosted by the Fishing Club, amidst the serene beauty of Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! On Saturday, March 23rd, anglers of all ages are invited to cast their lines and compete for fantastic prizes in this exhilarating event.
Registration kicks off promptly from 8 am to 9 am at the picturesque lakefront, with a nominal fee of $3 to secure your spot in the competition. The tournament itself will commence at 9 am, promising three hours of thrilling angling action until noon.
Expect an array of enticing prizes and the chance to win big with our 50-50 drawing. Plus, registered participants can savor a complimentary meal featuring a mouthwatering hot dog, chips, and a refreshing soda. For non-participants craving a taste of the festivities, a delicious meal can be purchased for just $3.
Embracing inclusivity, this event welcomes all members of the family to join in the fun. And remember, in harmony with nature, our tournament operates on a catch-and-release basis, ensuring the conservation of our aquatic friends.
For those visiting us without gear, worry not! Poles and bait will be readily available, ensuring everyone can partake in the excitement of fishing in our tranquil surroundings.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to create unforgettable memories and reel in the fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort's Annual Fishing Tournament!
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Have You Seen Us Lately?
On a beautiful Saturday afternoon, DJ Dave had a large number of people at the pool party dancing & singing along.
The beautiful & handsome models at the Fig Leaf Boutique Cruise Fashion Show on Saturday.
DJ Dave did double duty on Saturday by also announcing the Fashion Show.
The pre-cruise party at Lakeside Restaurant on Saturday night enjoyed listening & dancing to a new to us GREAT band - The Mike Quick Band
For these lucky nudists, The Nude Cruise started with a party on these 3 beautiful buses to the port.
The long tradition of the "Full Mooning" of the buses as they leave for their nude cruise.
The free Skin Cancer Screening by Daystar is such a wonderful and important service provided to our members.
The party continued on Sunday with live music by Andy at the West Pool.
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