Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
August 24, 2022
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, August 24
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
Thursday, August 25
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner
6:00 pm - Evening Dance with DJ Conner
Friday, August 26
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with Hacksaw Hamlin, West Pool
Saturday, August 27
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
4:00 pm - So You Want to Be a Couple? with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek
Sunday, August 28
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tim West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Kevin, West Pool
Monday, August 29
3:00 pm - One-Hit-Wonders Pool Party with DJ Conner
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie
Tuesday, August 30
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, August 31
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
Thursday, September 1
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner
6:00 pm - Evening Dance with DJ Conner
Friday, September 2
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with Uptown Funk Band, West Pool
Saturday, September 3
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
4:00 pm - Win, Lose or Draw with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek
Sunday, September 4
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Ex & Sheif West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Kevin, West Pool
Monday, September 5
3:00 pm - Working Songs Pool Party with DJ Conner
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie
Tuesday, September 6
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
For other events at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
Labor Day at Cypress Cove
Summer is winding down, the kids are back to school, and the fall is heading our way. It's a perfect time to take the kids, relax, and enjoy nature. The weather is great and there is plenty of fun things to do with the family here on Labor Day Weekend.
Additional Events:
Family-Friendly Dive-in Movie
Yard Games on the Sunning Yard
Get Tickets Early and S A V E $$$!!!
Ticket prices go up on October 1 and rooms are booked solid. Dust off that tent in the garage and grab yourself a tent camping Nude-A-Palooza combo ticket. The weather is always nice in October, so it's a perfect time to camp. Tickets can be purchased HERE. Give us a call at 407-933-5870, we are happy to answer any questions you might have.
Property Updates
Bodyworks Gym
Thank you for all your patience as we updated the gym. It is looking fantastic. We will be posting photos of the final product on our social media, so head over and give us a follow. Stop by the front desk to inquire about membership.
Street Repair & Resealing
We have already begun repairing, resealing, and restriping all of the streets within Cypress Cove. If you are visiting with us now through mid-September, please be aware that there will be temporary street closures, but we are still accommodating all guests and you will have access to all resort amenities.
This will be done in phases and in sections. For more information on the street closure and dates click HERE. We certainly appreciate your patience and cooperation as we continue our efforts to make Cypress Cove Nudist Resort the best nudist resort.
Pickleball & Tennis Courts
Nude pickleball and tennis are really taking off (pun intended) and our courts are well loved. Currently, the pickleball and tennis courts are closed for maintenance. The areas are being repaired, resurfaced, and repainted. Stay tuned for more updates.
Labor Day 5K
Registration is still open for Cypress Cove’s Labor Day 5K! Come out and streak with us at the 9th annual clothing-optional run at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on Saturday, September 3, 2022. Wear as little (or as much) as you like as you run/ walk around the beautiful 300-acre property. Day fees are included with your race registration and all preregistered runners are guaranteed commemorative race swag with their race packet so sign up early to be guaranteed one. The race starts at 8:30 am with check-in/ late registration from 7:15-8:15 am. Join us for the race after-party around the pool for music, awards, great food, and drink specials. To register for this year's race visit here.
Wigs for Kids
September is Children's Cancer Month. Bring the kids and enjoy a funfilled afternoon with Crossed Oaks Haven here at Cypress Cove on September 3, 2022, from 10 am - 2 pm to donate your hair for Wigs for Kids! Please come and enjoy the silent auction, games, donation table, backpack sales, and a bake sale (please bring cash!) at the Wigs for Kids benefit. There will be lots of games and fun, so stop by and say hello! For more information click here.
Blind Creek Beach Charter Bus
A group of Cove residents and members are chartering a big luxury motorcoach to take up to 50 Cove beach-lovers to and from Blind Creek Beach on Sunday, October 16, 2022, a week before Nude-a-Palooza, for a day of sun, sand, surf, and fun. The beach is awesome and the ocean will be super nice after warming up for us all summer long. Tickets are just $43 each, and you can bring as much stuff as you like to the beach, and not worry about tolls, parking, high gas prices, or traffic.
See full details HERE and then buy your tickets today! Ticket sales close October 1!
Hey TNS members... Cypress Cove is EXCITED to announce a SPECIAL offer for those looking to book a villa stay AND take the rie on the Charter bus. To book your stay call us at 407-933-5870.
Lending Library
Many thanks to all those who helped to restock Cypress Cove’s Lending Library! The shelves are nice and full again!
News Outside the Cove
See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
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(Click one of these links to see the latest news!)
Nudists are growing in numbers so why not give it a try? You've nothing to lose but your clothes
You've got nothing to lose but your clothes! LOL!
"After all those months of being cooped up in lockdowns, it was a relief to be able to get out of the house and go somewhere, and we’d picked the perfect weekend for it. The day was sunny and hot, the sky a bright blue, and the water calm. We trekked to the naturist part of the beach, set up our little tent, and settled in.At around 2pm, we joined a group of 35 or so fellow naturists for a dip in the sea. I’d been to other clothes-free events as a member of British Naturism (BN), but this one was special." Read the full story HERE.
Should Pets See You Naked? Woman's Concern Sparks Hilarious Debate
Don’t laugh. Some people really do have severe body image issues. (But PETS?)
"Most people probably wouldn't let their family members see them naked. But what about pets—who count as family—should they see you naked? A friend of a pet owner who posed the question in a post on the AIBU (Am I Being Unreasonable) forum on Mumsnet has sparked a hilarious debate among users. User dottypotter said: 'I was talking to a friend about sleeping with nothing on in the hot weather. She said she couldn't do that as the cat would come into the room and see her naked. Made me laugh and think. Do you let your dogs and cats etc see you naked?'" Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
Our hardworking staff unloading new TVs for the Villas.
It took two days for this Kubota driver to move many truck loads of fill dirt into the support area for the new Lakeside Restaurant deck.
End of day one, more than half done.
End of day two, ready to install the new decking.
New paving stones at the mailbox. Making the Cove even more beautiful.
Just a couple of hours later, the paving stones are done. Time to do some landscaping.
Live music at the West Pool is a wonderful way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
The resurfacing of the streets has begun.
"Where Have You
Taken the Cove?"
SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, to the grocery store, wear it while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on one of our social media channels.
Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.
Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com
Mike in Hvar Croatia!
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