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September 17, 2014

Duct Tape Dance Party & Costume Contest
Saturday, September 20th

Duct Tape Party

coming soon

Young Nudist Weekend / Nude Bowling / Streak the Cove 5K
Sep 26 - 28

Fall Volleyball Bash
Oct 3 - 5

Neon Party
Oct 11

Beerfest
Oct 17 - 19

Nude-A-Palooza VII
Oct 25

Halloween
Oct 31 - Nov 2

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Duct Tape Dance & Costume Contest

Thursday
5:00 - 9:00 pm Nude Night (Free Glass of Wine w/ Dinner Entree
for Nude Diners) - Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm Karaoke w/ Roland & Melanie - Scuttlebutts

Friday
7:00 am Tony Little Resistance Workout w/ Debi - Clubhouse
7:30 am Power Walk w/ Debi - Clubhouse
8:30 am 3 Mile Power Walk - Gameroom
9:00 am Chinese Wand Exercise for Strength and Flexibility - Clubhouse
9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
10:00 am Yoga / Qigong - Clubhouse
10:30 am Water Exercise - East Pool
5:00 - 7:00 pm Happy Hour - Scuttlebutts
6:00 pm Bar Trivia - Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm Streak at Cheeks w/ DJ Shawn - Cheeks
7:30 pm Open Table Tennis - Gameroom

Saturday
8:30 am 3 Mile Power Walk - Gameroom
9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
10:30 am Ultra Beginners Line Dancing w/ Marilyn & Jean - Clubhouse
11:00 am Line Dancing w/ Marilyn & Jean - Clubhouse
1:00 pm Open Tennis - Tennis Courts
2:00 pm The Naked Astronomer Presents: Summer Constellation Tour - Terrace
3:00 pm Open Golf - Golf Course
5:00 - 7:00 pm Happy Hour - Scuttlebutts
6:00 pm Super Mega Trivia 3000 - Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm Duct Tape Dance Party w/ DJ Xavier - Lakeside Restaurant
8:00 pm The Naked Astronomer Presents: Star Party, A Naked Eye Tour of the Summer Constellations - Lakefront Lawn
7:00 pm Duct Tape Costume Contest (win Dinner for 2, min 5 entries) - Lakeside Restaurant

Sunday
9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
11:00 am Blood Drive - Behind Lakeside
11:00 am Flu Shots by Walgreens - Clubhouse
11:00 am Daystar Skin Cancer Screening - Clubhouse
11:00 am Poinciana Chiropractor & Injury Center Screenings - Clubhouse
12:00 pm RC Yacht Club - Lakefront
7:30 pm Open Table Tennis - Gameroom
 

News & Notes

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Duct Tape Party Weekend Restaurant Specials

Arnie PinkusWe look forward to seeing you this weekend. Lakeside Restaurant is preparing some exciting French Specialties for dinner this Friday & Saturday evening.

For starters enjoy Escargot Vol-au-Vent (a puff pastry shell stuffed with garlic butter, escargots, & topped with mushroom caps). Main course selections are: Steak au Poivre (beef tenderloin, crushed peppercorns, cognac & cream,  Poulet a la Provencale (chicken breast sautéed with garlic, leeks, tomatoes, capers, & white wine) and Coquille St. Jacques (bay scallops, white wine, shallots, gruyere, bread crumbs, & heavy cream.
For dessert savor Chocolate Mousse Cake or Crème Caramel Flan.

Bon Appetit,

Arnie


The Return of Four Fun Fridays!
Every Friday in September

Italian SpecialsLakeside Restaurant is pleased to announce the return of "Four Fun Fridays", every week starting the month of September.

  • Friday, Sep 5 - Italian Specialties
  • Friday, Sep 12 - Fish Fry Specials
  • Friday, Sep 19 - French Specialties
  • Friday, Sep 26 - Tapas Specials

We look forward to seeing you,

Arnie


The Naked Astronomer
Saturday, September 20th

The Naked AstronomerNaked Astronomy brings the science of astronomy and the pleasure of stargazing to Florida’s most beautiful clothes-free resort for 2 separate presentations.

Summer Constellation Tour - On the Terrace - 2:00 pm

Star Party from 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm, on the Sunning Lawn, featuring a naked-eye tour of the Summer constellations.


Health Day
Sunday, September 21st

Health DayThis Sunday will be another one of our Health Days. The Blood Mobile will set up behind the restaurant, and all other options will be in the Clubhouse at 11:00 am.

  • Blood Mobile - All donors will receive a FREE MOVIE TICKET & a complementary coupon from Tijuana Flats for a FREE Appetizer of your choice!!! Photo ID Required. Help us better serve you. Make an appointment online at www.oneblooddonor.org and use sponsor code #9374. Let’s Get donating!
  • Flu Shots by Walgreens
  • Skin Cancer Screenings by Daystar
  • Poinciana Chiropractor & Injury Center Screenings

Young Nudist Weekend
Sep 26 - 28

Cypress Cove wants to help celebrate young nudists and especially young nudist families during our Young Nudist Weekend, September 26-28, 2014.

Young Nudist Weekend

We've got a great, fun lineup of activities for the weekend, starting with a Karaoke Party on Friday night. We have literally tens of thousands of songs, so you are sure to find something you'll love!

Relax by the pool on Saturday, or boat on the lake, and then come to the Lakeside Restaurant on Saturday night for Young Nudist Dance w/ DJ Xavier. He'll play great fun dance music for you and your friends to enjoy.

We have a special treat on Sunday, the Streak the Cove Nude 5K at 8:30 am. Whether you choose to run, or just watch, it's always a fun time! Plus, you're sure to have a blast at the After 5K Pool Party!

We recognize that today's young nudists are the future of nude recreation. We also understand that money can be a limiting factor for a young family just starting out. So we've also got some great deals for this weekend.

HOTEL: Rooms with at least one (1) young nudist guest (18-35), or a registered runner in the 5K, will qualify for our Full Member Rate, starting at just $99 per night for a Villa Hotel Room. Hotel rates include grounds fees.

CAMPING: Also Full Member Rates for sites with at least one young nudist (18-35) or one registered runner in the 5K, starting at just $24 per night for tent camping. Camping rates include grounds fees.

DAY VISIT: Day visitors ages 18 to 35 qualify for our everyday Young Nudist Rate of just $5 per person. Registered runners grounds fees are included.


Nude Bowling in Kissimmee
Friday, September 26th

Nude BowlingPatti from Crossed Oaks Haven has set up another fun nude bowling night on Friday, September 26th, at Orange Bowl Lanes in Kissimmee.

Only $20 per person!

Be there by 6 pm.

Oh, and you can rent a room at Cypress Cove to fill out your weekend.   :)


Streak the Cove 5K
Sunday, September 28th

Streak the Cove 5KThe fourth-annual Streak the Cove 5K will take place on Sunday, September 28, 2014 at 8:30 a.m. Registration is now open at Nude5K.com.

Runners navigate a two-loop, 3.1-mile course through the grounds of Cypress Cove before enjoying a post-race celebration and pool party. Runners are encouraged to make a day – even a weekend – of it at The Cove, which again will waive grounds fees for visiting athletes on the day of the race. Your entry fee provides all-day access to the resort, which includes two pools, multiple hot tubs, restaurant, fitness center, spa, boutique, and a 50-acre lake.

For those who want to stay overnight, we are offering Full Member rates in the hotel, RV park and lakefront tenting for registered runners. Just let us know when you make your reservation.

The race is organized by Enterprise Media LLC. All of our races offer commemorative mini-bottles of wine to the top 20 male and female finishers, along with custom T-shirts.

Race Info: baredare@aol.com
Register Online: www.nude5k.com

Streak the Cove 5K


Fall Volleyball Bash
Oct 4 & 5

Join us October 4th & 5th for our annual Fall Volleyball Bash.

The volleyball is a fun Co-Ed Triples Tournament played on grass courts. We have divisions A, AA, and AAA (we'll add B if we get enough players). There is a round robin on Saturday and a double elimination on Sunday to determine the winners. 

Teams sign up Saturday morning before play. Each team must have at least one female player. Single players without a team can sign up as well. They will be put together or picked up by teams looking for additional players if possible. 

The top prize for each division will be a $50 bar tab for the team (paid in Cove Coins for use at either restaurant and bar).

Cost is $25 per person which includes day fees for Friday thru Sunday and optional tent camping on the lakefront. Children are free. Guests paying to stay overnight in the hotel or RV park play for free.

Fall Volleyball Bash

Outside of volleyball, we'll have great activities all weekend, including Streak at Cheeks Parties and a Player's Bonfire Saturday night. Hope to see you there!


Nude-A-Palooza VII
Saturday, October 25th

Nude-A-Palooza is a clothing-optional charity music festival to benefit ROCK PINK and their support of breast health awareness and local breast cancer charities. The event is sponsored by and located at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Kissimmee, FL.

Guests are not required to be a member or a nudist to attend. The concert is open to the public and all visitors are welcome. Attendees may dress or undress as they feel comfortable.

Tickets are just $20 in advance or $25 on the day of show. Buy now and save! If you would like to tent camp for the weekend, a combo ticket is available for $40 pp which includes Nude-A-Palooza and up to 2 nights of primitive camping on the lakefront. Tickets are included for guests staying at least 2 nights in Cypress Cove's hotel.

The concert is a series of great tribute acts: The Blues BrothersJim CroceSheryl CrowAdeleTom Petty, and The Beach Boys.

In addition to the concert, food & drinks will be available, plus vendors, drawings, breast cancer education, and more. We will also have the duo, A Taste Of Love, on the Inside Stage and a great After Party w/ DJ Xavier!

Pre-Registration just $20 pp, $25 pp at Gate, add $20 pp for Primitive Camping

Nude-A-Palooza

This event is run almost entirely by volunteers, Cypress Cove pays for all bands, and 100% of ticket sales are donated to ROCK PINK.

Purchase tickets today at: nudeapalooza.com


Mobile Mammography
Sunday, October 26th

The Women's Center for Radiology will be providing Mammograms at Cypress Cove on Sunday, October 26th. Please call (407) 841-0822 to make an appointment. Press 2 for Scheduling. All forms are available on their website at www.wcrorlando.com.

For your appointment, please remember to:

  • Completely fill out the patient registration forms prior to your appointment
  • Do not wear deodorant, perfume, or lotion in the chest area or under your arms
  • Know where your last Mammogram was taken; bring the films if you can
  • Know your doctor's name
  • Bring your Driver's License and Insurance Card to your appointment (and your Registration Forms!)
  • Results take 7 to 10 days - You will receive a notice in the mail concerning your results

40 years old and over:

  • No prescription needed for a Screening Mammogram
  • Many insurances will pay 100% for a Screening Mammogram - Call your Insurance Company for more information
  • A prescription is needed for a Diagnostic Mammogram (Bring it to your appointment)

39 years old and younger:

  • A prescription is need for both a Screening and a Diagnostic Mammogram

Mobile Mammography

Please send me an email (or just reply to this one) letting me know that you've signed up. I'd like to keep track of how many we have. There's a minimum that must be met or they will not come out.

Rock Pink and Cypress Cove have been working for a long time to try to make this happen. They want to show appreciation for all of the support they've received from our community.

We think this is a wonderful addition to the Nude-A-Palooza event that will really bring focus to the cause we are supporting. This is a valuable service for those who need it. The more women who sign up, the more likely this is to happen. Please don't delay. You'll be helping others and enjoying the convenience of not having to drive into town for your next Mammogram.

UPDATE: We still have only 4 women signed up. The minimum is 15. Please call today to make an appointment! The office should have a list of accepted insurance. Rock Pink plans to help out members who may not have insurance coverage. Please email me if that is your concern so we can get that worked out.


Camera Club Photo Show

The Cypress Cove Camera Club Fall Photo Show is available for viewing in the game room. It is an exceptional show with 69 pictures on display.

We did the People's Choice voting on the Labor Day Weekend. Come check out the winners!

We believe that our Camera Club has provided a valuable service to the members of Cypress Cove for many years and your support is greatly valued. The quality of the pictures in the show, just keep getting better & better.

Camera Club


ATTENTION: Cypress Cove Clubs, Game & Exercise Groups!

The Activities Department needs your help! We are trying to establish a current master list of all Clubs & Groups that meet at our resort. In order to better serve you, please email us with the contact person and their phone number.

To facilitate all clubs & group needs, please let us know when & where you meet and during which season or year round. This will assist us in contacting you if there are any last minute changes and/or questions. Thank you for expediting this information!

In addition to emailing the activities office activities@cypresscoveresort.com, you may also drop a note with all pertinent information to the office at the attention of Regis, Activities Director, or give us a call at 407-518-2601. Thank you for your cooperation!

UPDATE: Thank you to the 7 classes & clubs who have already provided this information. Still looking for the rest of you...   :)


Daily Activities

Tennis Draw

TennisEvery day at 1:00 pm at the Tennis Pavilion

Petanque

PetanqueDaily at the Courts at 9:00 am for Beginners & 4:00 pm

Daily Golf Game

Golf BagEvery day at 3:00 pm on our nine hole course

PickleballPickleball Paddle

Pickleball: 9am every day on the Pickleball Courts.
Free lessons and equipment available - just ask at the courts!

American Nudist Research Library

ANRLOpen 1:00 to 4:00 pm, Wed-Sat


News from Ted

TedLast weekend was our Back to the 60's Weekend. Despite the slow season, it turned out to be a great weekend.

The new band, Yesterdayze, was a huge hit. We received a lot of compliments about them. We had a full room and the dance floor was full right up until the end.

YesterdayzeEven more amazingly, one of the band members asked us to let him play by the pool on Sunday. He had never been to a nudist resort before, but he played completely nude. And he was terrific.

Yesterdayze even posted a thank you to the members of Cypress Cove on our Facebook page.

"On a serious note, hat's off to Cypress Cove! From start to finish, from staff & management to residents and guests, we have probably never played any place where we were made to feel more welcome and appreciated. Yesterdayze' show was completely sold out, and we still had a full house when the last note was played! You danced the night away while singing to your hearts' content...we are ready to come back and play for you anytime! Thanks again to Maximum Bands for the gig!"

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This weekend is our Duct Tape Dance Party & Costume Contest. But first, we've got Karaoke w/ Roland & Melanie in Scuttlebutts on Thursday night. Then there's a Streak at Cheeks w/ DJ Shawn on Friday night.

Saturday marks the return of The Naked Astronomer with a presentation on the Summer Constellations. He will also be leading a naked eye tour of the constellations after dark on the lakefront.

Duct Tape Costume ContestAlso Saturday night is our Duct Tape Dance & Costume Contest w/ DJ Xavier. They've done this on the Nude Cruise and people came up with some pretty creative costumes, just out of duct tape. A couple of the ones that I remember were Tarzan and Rambo. There were also full suits and dresses. See what you can come up with!

Sunday is our Health Day. Regis has set up a full suite of activities, including the Blood Mobile, Flu Shots, Skin Cancer Screenings and Chiropractic Screenings. All will be available on Sunday at 11 am in the Clubhouse (except the Blood Mobile, behind Lakeside).

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The online Members Portal has been updated. You may now see current month expenses as well as past statements.

Members Portal

I know it's a little hard to see in this picture, but there is now a link below the Statement Date selection that says, "Display Current Month's Expenses." When you click that link, you will see a detail of new charges since your last statement.

Looking at this example, the Balance Due in the top left is the total balance due. It will be the Balance Due from your most recent statement, plus the total of your Current Month's Expenses. Again, in this example, the Statement ending 09/01/2014 has a Balance Due of $1024.08. When you add the Current Month's Expenses of $194.97, you get the Balance Due in the top left of $1219.05. The actual payment currently due would only be the $1024.08 balance from the previous statement. The rest is just for your information and tracking purposes.

Please let me know if you need any help figuring out how to use the Members Portal. It's a powerful feature that any of our members can use.

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You may have noticed some contractors doing some ground work around Cypress Cove this week. That will be going on for a little while longer. So, what are they doing? It's actually kind of exciting (for me, at least). They are running new cable lines which will allow us to have our own Cypress Cove Resort Channel within the resort on Bright House Networks. And it's not just the hotel, the channel will be available for campers and residents as well.

I can't tell you what the channel will look like just yet, but I have signed with a content provider to try to make it nice. Ideally, it will show a local weather map, tell you what's happening today at the resort, show restaurant specials, and list upcoming events and news items. At least, I hope it will do all of that.  :)

Stay tuned for more details.

Four Winds Screen
Just an example of the product I will be using, ours will look different

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Around the Cove this week:


The Yesterdayze Band rocked Lakeside with great 60’s music


The servers got into the 60’s theme


Randy dazzled us Sunday at the Pool with an surprise pool party

Fish
Caught in our lake, almost 7 lbs!


Tree Trimming in the RV Park


Cables being installed for our Community Channel
(photos courtesy of Dan Erwin)

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We've got our "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" T-shirts back in stock!

They are priced at just $5 each, so we are not making any money on the shirts. We are just hoping to spark some word of mouth marketing. Wear it to town, to the grocery store; just wear it while you are out and about.

So if you are a proud Cypress Cove member and want to help spread the word, please pick up your new t-shirt today! - Thank you

Ask Me About
One of our residents at Old Faithful in Yellowstone!

By the way, I just want to thank everyone for doing this. It has been so much fun getting new pictures from exotic locations all over the US and the world! We have the absolute best, most loyal members I can imagine. I am so grateful.

Where have you worn your "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" T-shirt?
Send us a pic!

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Someone suggested that we create a page on our website going into a bit more detail on our various classes and activities. If you are responsible for one of the scheduled classes or activities, please email me a brief description. One sentence would be okay, more if needed, but just a summary for new visitors. I'm thinking of everything from bingo to exercises to petanque. Thank you in advance!

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Regis handles activities, but I put together the weekly newsletter. I'm always looking for content. If you have anything that you would like to see in the newsletter, please email submissions to newsletter@cypresscoveresort.com.

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We received some very nice new reviews on TripAdvisor. Thank you! If you would like to help spread the word, you can review us using the link below.

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COMING SOON

Streak the Cove

Fall Volleyball Bash

Neon Party

Beerfest

Nude-A-Palooza

Halloween Weekend


Special Offers

Most special offers may not be combined. Cypress Cove is a family nudist resort catering to couples and families. Single males must have nudist experience or membership to visit according to our singles policy. Call us at 407-933-5870 for details and information.

First Time VisitorFirst Time Visitor Coupon
First time visitors to Cypress Cove are invited to a complimentary tour and half price day visit, or stay 2 nights in the Villas and get the 3rd night FREE. Guest must present this coupon at the time of visit.

Young Nudist Discount
Young Nudist RateIf you're a nudist between the ages of 18 and 35, just show your ID at the gate to receive admission for the day for just $5 per person! And for young families, remember children always get in free. Spread the word!

Dine & Dip
Looking for a nice place to have dinner? Have you tried the Lakeside Restaurant recently? Now you can come to the Cove after 5 pm and the full cost of your gate fees (which are 1/2 price after 5 pm) will be applied to dinner at the Lakeside Restaurant or Cheeks Bar & Grill. After dinner, head over to the pool area for a dip in the pool or a delightful hot tub. You can't do that at Outback!
Lakeside Restaurant food available Mon, Thu-Sat until 9 pm. Cheeks food available Sun-Thu until 9 pm, Fri-Sat until 10 pm. Offer available after 5 pm, same night only. Credit may be applied towards food only, not alcohol.

7th Night FREE
For weekly visitors, every 7th night is FREE! Browse rates for Villas and Camping here.

3rd Week FREE
Want to stay a little longer this season? Rent a Villa Room or Apartment for two weeks and get the 3rd week FREE! Offer available during the low season only (May-Jan) and good for one free week only. Guests staying longer should inquire about monthly rates.

1/2 Price Admission Daily after 5 pm
All visitors to Cypress Cove receive 1/2 price Daily Membership fees after 5 pm. "After 5" members are admitted free after 5 pm. Perfect for dinner and a hot tub!

Two Week Day Pass
We have a lot of visitors who stay in the area but not actually at Cypress Cove. For those visitors, we have created a new Special Offer, come as often as you like for up to two weeks for just $50 per person. This can be a huge savings if you visit often. Offer applies to day visits only, provides no discount on overnight stays; two weeks may not be split, must be consecutive.

Free Wireless Internet
Cypress Cove now offers free wireless internet throughout the hotel, campground and pool area. Signal quality may vary by location.

Celebrate Your Birthday or Anniversary at Cypress Cove
Let us know it's your Birthday or Anniversary when you book a Villa Apartment or Hotel Room at Cypress Cove and receive a small gift in your room when you arrive.

Group Discount
Book 5 or more rooms with a 2 night minimum and receive 15% off lodging rates for each room. Or, organize a group and take a 15% commission. The choice is yours. Offer based upon availability. Not available during holidays and special event weekends.

Monthly Rates for Villas
Some guests have the opportunity to stay with us in the Villas for an extended vacation. For those guests, we offer special Monthly Rates. In addition, a full membership pays for itself after the first month of stay and therefore gives an even greater discount for the remainder of the stay.

 
 

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