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October 15, 2014

Oct 18


coming soon

Cigars & Cocktails
Oct 19

Nude-A-Palooza VII
Oct 25

Mobile Mammography
Oct 26

Oct 31 - Nov 2

Welcome Back Snowbirds
Nov 7 - 9

Garage Sale

Nov 8

Craft Show & Sale
Nov 8

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5:00 - 9:00 pm Nude Night (Free Glass of Wine w/ Dinner Entree
for Nude Diners) - Lakeside Restaurant
6:00 pm Live Flute w/ Susan - Lakeside Restaurant

7:00 am Tony Little Resistance Workout w/ Debi - Clubhouse
7:30 am Power Walk w/ Debi - Clubhouse
8:30 am 3 Mile Power Walk - Gameroom
9:00 am Chinese Wand Exercise for Strength and Flexibility - Clubhouse
9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
10:00 am Yoga / Qigong - Clubhouse
10:30 am Water Exercise - East Pool
5:00 - 7:00 pm Happy Hour - Scuttlebutts
6:00 pm Bar Trivia - Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm Karaoke Party w/ Melanie - Scuttlebutts
7:30 pm Open Table Tennis - Gameroom

8:30 am 3 Mile Power Walk - Gameroom
9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
10:30 am Ultra Beginner Line Dance w/ Marilyn & Jean - Clubhouse
11:00 am Line Dancing w/ Marilyn & Jean - Clubhouse
12:00 pm Herman's Cheesecake Bake Sale for Rock Pink - Clubhouse
12:00 pm Live Music by the Pool w/ Silent Scream - West Pool
1:00 - 5:00 pm BEERFEST - Main Pool Area Entrance
1:00 pm Open Tennis - Tennis Courts
3:00 pm Open Golf - Golf Course
5:00 - 7:00 pm Happy Hour - Scuttlebutts
6:00 pm Super Mega Trivia 3000 - Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm Dance w/ Live Music by The Sunset Blues Revue - Lakeside Restaurant

9:00 am Pickleball - Pickleball Courts
12:00 pm RC Yacht Club - Lakefront
5:00 - 7:00 pm Cigars & Cocktails - Lakeside Deck
7:30 pm Open Table Tennis - Gameroom

News & Notes

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Beerfest Weekend Restaurant Specials

Arnie PinkusJoin us this Weekend at Lakeside Restaurant & Cheeks Bar & Grill for a fun time!

Visit us under the Beer Tent at Cheeks next to the playground on Saturday, October 18th between 1:P00PM to 5:00PM.  Enjoy 16 different beer selections & Jager Bombs, as well as Bratwurst with sauerkraut, BBQ Chicken Wings, Pretzels, and Hot German Potato Salad.

Savor German dinner specials, Friday & Saturday at Lakeside Restaurant such as Weisse Bohnensuppe (white bean soup), Potato Pancakes, Sauerbraten, Jagerschnitzel, Black Forest Cake, and Apple Strudel.

Come celebrate with us!


The Return of Fun Fridays!

Italian SpecialsLakeside Restaurant is pleased to announce the return of "Fun Fridays", every Friday of the month.

  • Friday, Oct 3 - Italian Specialties
  • Friday, Oct 10 - Fish Fry Specials
  • Friday, Oct 17 - German Specials
  • Friday, Oct 24 - BBQ Specials
  • Friday, Oct 31 - Cajun/Creole

We look forward to seeing you,


Saturday, October 18th

Are you a beer lover? Then we have an event for you. Join us on Saturday, October 18th, for our Inaugural Beerfest. We will have a tent set up on the pool area lawn from 1 to 5 pm. We are currently planning to offer 16 unique beers to choose from. Flights of five 3-oz pours will cost just $7. You pick the five beers you want to try.


Current selections (subject to change): Tucher Weizen, Anchor Steam, Florida Cracker, Red Hook ESB, Sea Dog Sunfish, Leinenkugel Octoberfest, Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, Boddington’s, Oberon, Ship Yard Pumpkin Head, Sierra Nevada Torpedo, Jai Alai IPA, Sea Dog Blueberry, Recordling Pear, Recordling Strawberry, Ship Yard American Pale Ale.

In addition to the beer tasting, under the tent, we will be serving BBQ  Bratwurst, Grilled Mongolian Chicken Wings, German Potato Salad, & Bavarian Pretzels.

We've also added live music by the pool w/ Silent Scream to help make it a party!

Cigars & Cocktails
Sunday, October 19th

Cigars & CocktailsDo you enjoy a nice cigar? Celebrate the start of Fall with a nice cigar and a fine cocktail on the deck of the Lakeside Restaurant from 5:00 - 7:00 pm, Sunday October 19th.

We will have a vendor on hand with a variety of cigars & cocktails will be for sale.


Nude-A-Palooza VII
Saturday, October 25th

Nude-A-Palooza is a clothing-optional charity music festival to benefit ROCK PINK and their support of breast health awareness and local breast cancer charities. The event is sponsored by and located at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Kissimmee, FL.

Guests are not required to be a member or a nudist to attend. The concert is open to the public and all visitors are welcome. Attendees may dress or undress as they feel comfortable.

Tickets are just $20 in advance or $25 on the day of show. Buy now and save! If you would like to tent camp for the weekend, a combo ticket is available for $40 pp which includes Nude-A-Palooza and up to 2 nights of primitive camping on the lakefront. Tickets are included for guests staying at least 2 nights in Cypress Cove's hotel.

The concert is a series of great tribute acts: The Blues BrothersJim CroceSheryl CrowAdeleTom Petty, and The Beach Boys.

In addition to the concert, food & drinks will be available, plus vendors, drawings, breast cancer education, and more. We will also have the duo, A Taste Of Love, on the Inside Stage and a great After Party w/ DJ Xavier!

Pre-Registration just $20 pp, $25 pp at Gate, add $20 pp for Primitive Camping


This event is run almost entirely by volunteers, Cypress Cove pays for all bands, and 100% of ticket sales are donated to ROCK PINK.

Purchase tickets today at:

Mobile Mammography
Sunday, October 26th

The Women's Center for Radiology will be providing Mammograms at Cypress Cove on Sunday, October 26th. Please call (407) 841-0822 to make an appointment. Press 2 for Scheduling. All forms are available on their website at

For your appointment, please remember to:

  • Completely fill out the patient registration forms prior to your appointment
  • Do not wear deodorant, perfume, or lotion in the chest area or under your arms
  • Know where your last Mammogram was taken; bring the films if you can
  • Know your doctor's name
  • Bring your Driver's License and Insurance Card to your appointment (and your Registration Forms!)
  • Results take 7 to 10 days - You will receive a notice in the mail concerning your results

40 years old and over:

  • No prescription needed for a Screening Mammogram
  • Many insurances will pay 100% for a Screening Mammogram - Call your Insurance Company for more information
  • A prescription is needed for a Diagnostic Mammogram (Bring it to your appointment)

39 years old and younger:

  • A prescription is need for both a Screening and a Diagnostic Mammogram

Mobile Mammography

Please send me an email (or just reply to this one) letting me know that you've signed up. I'd like to keep track of how many we have. There's a minimum that must be met or they will not come out.

Rock Pink and Cypress Cove have been working for a long time to try to make this happen. They want to show appreciation for all of the support they've received from our community.

We think this is a wonderful addition to the Nude-A-Palooza event that will really bring focus to the cause we are supporting. This is a valuable service for those who need it. The more women who sign up, the more likely this is to happen. Please don't delay. You'll be helping others and enjoying the convenience of not having to drive into town for your next Mammogram.

UPDATE: We currently have 10 women signed up. The minimum is 15. Please call today to make an appointment!

UPDATE 2: ROCK PINK is so dedicated to making this happen, that they have agreed to pay up to the minimum even if we come up short! That's incredibly generous of them. Let's continue to try to hit the goal on our own so they don't have to go out of pocket.

Daily Activities

Tennis Draw

TennisEvery day at 1:00 pm at the Tennis Pavilion


PetanqueDaily at the Courts at 9:30 am for Beginners & 2:00 pm

Daily Golf Game

Golf BagEvery day at 3:00 pm on our nine hole course

PickleballPickleball Paddle

Pickleball: 9am every day on the Pickleball Courts.

Free lessons and equipment available - just ask at the courts!

American Nudist Research Library

ANRLOpen 1-4 pm, Wed-Sat

News from Ted

TedWe've got 2 brand new events at Cypress Cove this weekend, BEERFEST and Cigars & Cocktails.

Enjoy Live Flute w/ Susan on Thursday night during dinner. Then we have a Karaoke Party on Friday w/ Melanie. We have 1000's of songs to choose from, so you are sure to find something you can sing.

Stop by the Clubhouse at 12 PM on Saturday for Herman's Cheesecake Bake Sale to raise money for Rock Pink! Herman has donated the cost all of the ingredients and a considerable amount of time. Plus, his cheesecakes are legendary! All funds collected will be added to the total for Nude-A-Palooza and Rock Pink. Enjoy an incredibly delicious cheesecake and support a great cause!

The BEERFEST is Saturday from 1 - 5 PM in front of Cheeks. We will have Beer Flights with five 3-oz beer samples of your choosing for just $7. Individual selection may be purchased for $4 or $5. Plus Live Music by Silent Scream from 12 - 4 PM.

Then head over for a Dinner and Dance w/ Live Music by The Sunset Blues Revue. Reservations are recommended to guarantee a table for the dance.

But that's not all! We've got Cigars & Cocktails on Sunday from 5 - 7 PM on the Lakeside Deck. We will have a vendor on hand with a choice of cigars to choose from. Cocktails will also be available.

Let us know what you think of these new events.


Around the Cove this week:

Everyone had fun at the Neon Party this weekend

The new Villas are starting to come together

The new furniture is all in

Everyone LOVES these new mattresses!

Fall colors, Florida style
(photos courtesy of Dan Erwin)


Have you got your "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" t-shirt yet?

They are priced at just $5 each, so we are not making any money on the shirts. We are just hoping to spark some word of mouth marketing. Wear it to town, to the grocery store; just wear it while you are out and about.

So if you are a proud Cypress Cove member and want to help spread the word, please pick up your new t-shirt today! - Thank you

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One of our Residents at Sunny Rest Resort!

By the way, I just want to thank everyone for doing this. It has been so much fun getting new pictures from exotic locations all over the US and the world! We have the absolute best, most loyal members I can imagine. I am so grateful.

Where have you worn your "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" T-shirt?
Send us a pic!


Someone suggested that we create a page on our website going into a bit more detail on our various classes and activities. If you are responsible for one of the scheduled classes or activities, please email me a brief description. One sentence would be okay, more if needed, but just a summary for new visitors. I'm thinking of everything from bingo to exercises to petanque. Thank you in advance!


Regis handles activities, but I put together the weekly newsletter. I'm always looking for content. If you have anything that you would like to see in the newsletter, please email submissions to


We received some very nice new reviews on TripAdvisor. Thank you! If you would like to help spread the word, you can review us using the link below.

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Special Offers

Most special offers may not be combined. Cypress Cove is a family nudist resort catering to couples and families. Single males must have nudist experience or membership to visit according to our singles policy. Call us at 407-933-5870 for details and information.

First Time VisitorFirst Time Visitor Coupon
First time visitors to Cypress Cove are invited to a complimentary tour and half price day visit, or stay 2 nights in the Villas and get the 3rd night FREE. Guest must present this coupon at the time of visit.

Young Nudist Discount
Young Nudist RateIf you're a nudist between the ages of 18 and 35, just show your ID at the gate to receive admission for the day for just $5 per person! And for young families, remember children always get in free. Spread the word!

Dine & Dip
Looking for a nice place to have dinner? Have you tried the Lakeside Restaurant recently? Now you can come to the Cove after 5 pm and the full cost of your gate fees (which are 1/2 price after 5 pm) will be applied to dinner at the Lakeside Restaurant or Cheeks Bar & Grill. After dinner, head over to the pool area for a dip in the pool or a delightful hot tub. You can't do that at Outback!
Lakeside Restaurant food available Mon, Thu-Sat until 9 pm. Cheeks food available Sun-Thu until 9 pm, Fri-Sat until 10 pm. Offer available after 5 pm, same night only. Credit may be applied towards food only, not alcohol.

7th Night FREE
For weekly visitors, every 7th night is FREE! Browse rates for Villas and Camping here.

3rd Week FREE
Want to stay a little longer this season? Rent a Villa Room or Apartment for two weeks and get the 3rd week FREE! Offer available during the low season only (May-Jan) and good for one free week only. Guests staying longer should inquire about monthly rates.

1/2 Price Admission Daily after 5 pm
All visitors to Cypress Cove receive 1/2 price Daily Membership fees after 5 pm. "After 5" members are admitted free after 5 pm. Perfect for dinner and a hot tub!

Two Week Day Pass
We have a lot of visitors who stay in the area but not actually at Cypress Cove. For those visitors, we have created a new Special Offer, come as often as you like for up to two weeks for just $50 per person. This can be a huge savings if you visit often. Offer applies to day visits only, provides no discount on overnight stays; two weeks may not be split, must be consecutive.

Free Wireless Internet
Cypress Cove now offers free wireless internet throughout the hotel, campground and pool area. Signal quality may vary by location.

Celebrate Your Birthday or Anniversary at Cypress Cove
Let us know it's your Birthday or Anniversary when you book a Villa Apartment or Hotel Room at Cypress Cove and receive a small gift in your room when you arrive.

Group Discount
Book 5 or more rooms with a 2 night minimum and receive 15% off lodging rates for each room. Or, organize a group and take a 15% commission. The choice is yours. Offer based upon availability. Not available during holidays and special event weekends.

Monthly Rates for Villas
Some guests have the opportunity to stay with us in the Villas for an extended vacation. For those guests, we offer special Monthly Rates. In addition, a full membership pays for itself after the first month of stay and therefore gives an even greater discount for the remainder of the stay.


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